Phat Girl Thoughts

Long Distance

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 18:13:26 -0400

Some people in long distance relationships ask their partner to send them nudey pics. Mine sends images of the delicious sandwiches he eats for lunch. Oh baby, that pesto..that mozzarella TAKE IT OFF! no but seriously, don’t take it off, mozzarella is delicious..

phatgirlthoughts

Let's be fair.

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:14:00 -0500

SO yeah, I might have eaten all of my roommate’s pasta in an uncontrollable fit of hunger, but at least I’m going to be polite and do the dishes.

What do I want?

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 15:39:39 -0500

Saturday, Dec. 24

Well, if you’re gonna ask then I’m gonna be honest with you.

"Ice Cube"

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 19:29:54 -0500

Thursday, Dec. 15

To quote the great American rapper, Ice Cube, “It was a good day.”

phatgirlthoughts

"These mozzarella balls are really delicious…but I wonder if I could make them more delicious..."

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:41:29 -0500

““These mozzarella balls are really delicious…but I wonder if I could make them more delicious by breading and frying them.””

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"Selfish Auntie"

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:25:00 -0500

Friday, Dec. 09

After eating a serving of steamed vegetables, I figured the best way to top it off was with my nephew’s Santa cupcake. phatgirlthoughts